Hi Friends!

Have a look at this! How convincingly an intelligent man speaks out his  heart at the no-sense move made by Indian politicians. I hope that strikes  them somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PASS IT ON……..!

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim Premji's comment on reservation:

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely  support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the  reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation  for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be  modified accordingly.

The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by  an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by an OBC player  should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be  declared as a century.

We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like  Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player.

Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 km/ hour to an OBC player.

Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an  OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and  OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians  (that can really help the country...)

Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers  and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country...)

Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIAforward...
Let's show the world that INDIAis a GREAT country.
Let's be proud of being an INDIAN...

May the good breed of politicians like ARJUN SINGH long live...
 
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Human Resource Lingo
	"COMPETITIVE SALARY"  We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"  We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"  We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up. "MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"  You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"  Some time each night and some time each weekend. "DUTIES WILL VARY"  Anyone in the office can boss you around. "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"  We have no quality control. "CAREER-MINDED"  Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). "APPLY IN PERSON"  If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled. "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"  We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"  You'll need it to replace three people who just left. "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"  You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"  You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"  Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

Seminars For Men
	Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult. 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You Too Can Do Housework 3. P.M.S.-Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut 4. How To Refill An Ice Tray 5. How to Buy Appropriate Gifts 6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming In Drunk At 4 a.m. 7. How To Sort Laundry 8. Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception 9. Cooking - There's More To It Than Microwave Burritos 10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong 11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right 12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence 13. Men - The Weaker Sex 14. Good Reasons To Give Flowers 15. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom 16. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb 17. "Weekend" and "Sports" Are Not Synonyms 18. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down 19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost 20. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency 21. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes 22. How To Act Older Than Your Children 23. You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver 24. No, You Really Don't Look Like Mel Gibson 25. Changing Underwear Made Easy 26. The Attainable Goal - Omitting "%" "#" and "&" From Your Vocabulary 27. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary 28. Realizing The Benefits Of Asking For Directions

Exam

meri life mein aisa kyon hota hai,mujhe samajh mein nahin ata.Yeh meri kahani hai.zara gaur farmaiye.

exam ke pehle kuch padhoon to padhne mein maza ata hai,

par exam ke waqt padhne jaoon to jaise saza hoti hai.

kuch padhne jaoon to aankhon ka sone ka mood hota hai,

mujhe samajh mein nahin ata,aisa kyon hota hai

gharse door jo aya hoon,to ghar ki yaad to ati hai.

aur kisi waqt pe magar yaad nahin aati hai.

exam ke waqt pe hi yeh  dil purani yaadon mein khota hai,

mujhe samajh mein nahin ata,aisa kyon hota hai.

projectile motion padhte hue sabse achchha six yaad ata hai.

kinetics agar padhoon to achchhi wicket yaad ati hai.

book ko bat banake dil cricket ki yaadon mein  khota hai,

mujhe samajh mein nahin ata,aisa kyon hota hai.

exam ke pahle kisi tarah se sab kuch padhke jata hoon,

 90 percent marks lane ka khwab leke jata hoon

lekin question paper dekhke sab golmaal sa hota hai,

mujhe samajh mein nahin ata,aisa kyon hota hai.