Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult. 1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. P.M.S.-Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Refill An Ice Tray
5. How to Buy Appropriate Gifts
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming In Drunk At 4 a.m.
7. How To Sort Laundry
8. Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9. Cooking - There's More To It Than Microwave Burritos
10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. Men - The Weaker Sex
14. Good Reasons To Give Flowers
15. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
16. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
17. "Weekend" and "Sports" Are Not Synonyms
18. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
20. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
21. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
22. How To Act Older Than Your Children
23. You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
24. No, You Really Don't Look Like Mel Gibson
25. Changing Underwear Made Easy
26. The Attainable Goal - Omitting "%" "#" and "&" From Your Vocabulary
27. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary
28. Realizing The Benefits Of Asking For Directions